Monte

I worked at Foley’s today. I’m not sure if there should be an apostrophe before the ’s’ in Foley’s or not. I’m pretty sure the guy who created the store was named Foley. I guess I should go back and reread the history of our beloved retail store in the employee handbook.

Of all the customers that come into Foley’s, women are by far the worst. They’re crabby, tight-wads always bitching and complaining and filling up the fitting rooms with clothes that they only wish would fit their fat asses. Of course not all women are like this. Many are sweet little housewives, but today I was unfortunate enough to have to deal with one of the bitches. She came to my register and was upset that we didn’t have the size she wanted in Dockers shorts. She had bought a pair one size too small and wanted to exchange it for a larger size. She told me she “looked all over the place” and couldn’t find a size 36. So instead of an exchange, she wanted to return the shorts. To make a long story short, she got upset because I asked to see her driver’s license and she got even more pissed off when I asked her to fill out a refund document. She filled out everything but her home address and said that if I had a problem with it, she would “just have to speak to the manager.” To top it off, I went to put back the pair of shorts she returned and surprise surprise!! A pair of 36 shorts were sitting right on the very TOP of the stack. Stupid whore.

And women always love to slip the coupon on you just as soon as you have rung up their total which means you have to void the entire transaction and start again because they just HAVE to have their 10% off Karen Scott, which by the way is some of the most ugliest “old-lady” clothes I’ve ever seen. If you’ve ever seen an old woman walking around wearing a moldy old sweater with crochet kittens on the front, you can bet your ass it’s a Karen Scott. That whore needs to retire and stop designing clothes.

Speaking of clothes, I pity anybody who’s actually foolish enough to buy Polo, that is, unless it’s on clearance. I’ve been working in the Polo department for the last couple of weeks and I’ve come to the conclusion that not only does Polo look the same as Van Heusen, John Ashford, and IZOD, but it’s also cheaply made and overpriced. I can’t see the logic in paying $50 for a simple T-shirt that will fade when you wash it one time. Nope. I refuse to buy Ralph Lauren. I’m a Claiborne guy. I absolutely love Claiborne. The clothes have a look all their own: modern, clean, mature yet young. Claiborne is however extremely expensive which is why I only buy it when it’s on sale, but at least Claiborne is quality. Polo is not.