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August 2009 (2)
- 27: Lights. Camera. Action. (0)
- 01: The same stories (0)
July 2009 (3)
- 14: Negative (0)
- 12: A shootout at Neiman’s (0)
- 04: Another holiday alone (0)
April 2009 (1)
- 05: A quality (0)
March 2009 (1)
- 04: This Old Loft (0)
November 2008 (1)
- 12: Next time around (0)
October 2008 (3)
- 26: I’m being held captive in my own apartment (0)
- 22: Single and ready to mingle (0)
- 07: Plenty of druggies (0)
September 2008 (3)
- 30: Single player (0)
- 29: All smiles (0)
- 26: The hardest part (2)
August 2008 (1)
- 17: I got the job (4)
July 2008 (1)
- 31: The fungus among us (1)
June 2008 (4)
- 23: My mother’s secret stash (0)
- 09: The collection (0)
- 08: Baby talk (0)
- 06: Stuck in the middle (1)
May 2008 (1)
- 07: Big changes are a comin’ (2)
April 2008 (1)
- 26: The world of normal boys (2)
March 2008 (1)
- 16: Debbie Downer (2)
February 2008 (1)
- 20: Turning a bizarre hobby into a career (1)
January 2008 (3)
- 28: How to find your prostate (2)
- 13: Je t’aime (1)
- 01: Can’t get enough of my kangaroo (2)
December 2007 (2)
- 25: Lasagna: the true meaning of Christmas (0)
- 09: Scooby Doo with closed captioning (1)
November 2007 (3)
- 19: Communications majors are doing my job (4)
- 18: Every gay man should own premium jeans (0)
- 10: Swings and seesaws (1)
October 2007 (5)
- 20: Paul Thurrott’s half-assed comparison of Shadow Copy and Time Machine (0)
- 20: Weekday wrap up (1)
- 16: Matt Lauer reads “gay blogs” (4)
- 14: A synopsis of everything past (1)
- 07: Maybe that paternal instinct won’t knock (5)
September 2007 (4)
- 23: It’s been three weeks now (1)
- 19: Adventures of the Bourbon Boys (3)
- 11: Is the ass half-empty or half-full? (1)
- 02: Four months in France (2)
August 2007 (3)
- 30: Bathroom dilemma (1)
- 29: Asian lady professor (0)
- 03: Students must remember ‘God’ in Texas pledge (6)
July 2007 (2)
- 15: Pastina (1)
- 03: Where is there a dark tent when you need one? (2)
June 2007 (3)
- 25: My parents are gone (0)
- 22: Mesh underwear (1)
- 16: It’s the love of my life—right next to James (1)
May 2007 (3)
- 22: Onions, worcestershire, and garlic (0)
- 20: Creators, fixers, and doers (1)
- 09: Cat pose (1)
April 2007 (3)
- 16: There’s no fucking getting ahead in life (1)
- 15: “Here comes that feeling again…” (1)
- 02: The difference between “Save” and “Save As…” (0)
March 2007 (6)
- 24: I canceled my MySpace account (0)
- 21: “How the fuck ya get a mortadella from a fuckin’ roast beef?” (2)
- 20: What’s a scum bag? (0)
- 18: A soul mate in Monahans (1)
- 06: Wayne Enterprises bottles holy water (0)
- 05: I will follow you into the dark (4)
February 2007 (5)
- 20: A customer support chat with Charter Communications (0)
- 14: “This kind of stuff really does happen to people like me.” (1)
- 06: I need more from my toilet paper (0)
- 05: Who knew I had the ass of a porn star? (0)
- 01: The gorilla kept me up all night (3)
January 2007 (2)
- 30: A half-assed entry about my hairy, tummy rolls (1)
- 21: Take this job and shove it (1)
December 2006 (9)
- 31: Saddam’s execution leaked to the Internet (1)
- 27: First and only relationship (2)
- 22: The most beautiful family (1)
- 18: Marketing pollution (0)
- 12: Bedtime antipasta (0)
- 10: “Bringing clarity to your world.” (2)
- 05: Kellie Rasberry and Freddie getting a divorce? (7)
- 03: Innocence or wisdom (0)
- 02: Stupid technology: the MiniDisc, Smart Display, and CueCat (0)
November 2006 (6)
- 30: Artsy-fartsy, indie-loving, Web 2.0, usability Nazis (0)
- 23: The Fly-by the-Seat-of-Our-Pants Cycle (2)
- 15: Senator Ted Stevens on Net neutrality (0)
- 14: The Zune: Crippled DRM, lack-luster software, disingenuous pricing (6)
- 12: It’s the most wonderful time of the year (1)
- 07: Election day (0)
October 2006 (4)
- 22: The State Fair of Texas (5)
- 11: Damn it all to Hell (1)
- 10: $50 for a library card (1)
- 03: A short how-to on checking yourself for “ripeness” (1)
September 2006 (7)
- 30: Acknowledging that your boyfriend is not excused from taking craps (5)
- 26: Bracing the sides of a toilet bowl (1)
- 24: James, the current James (3)
- 21: I don’t give a fuck about HD radio (1)
- 19: Don’t rain on my gay parade (1)
- 18: Is an atheist capable of enjoying church? (1)
- 04: The adventures of Mr. Kangaroo and Mr. Squirrel (7)
July 2006 (1)
- 04: Camping (4)
June 2006 (3)
- 26: Apple’s marketing department grows balls (1)
- 12: The return of Officer Lockhart (1)
- 01: Thanks, Officer Lockhart (2)
May 2006 (5)
- 29: Little people (0)
- 22: The hurdle (4)
- 20: Happy birthday to me (2)
- 17: Alternative careers (2)
- 11: Remedial algebra (1)
April 2006 (2)
- 18: Fuzzy, snow boots in spring (1)
- 17: Grin and bear (1)
March 2006 (1)
- 23: Would you still love me? (4)
February 2006 (1)
- 19: Too much porn? (1)
December 2005 (2)
- 13: Late-night chit chat (2)
- 04: Thanksgiving dinner (3)
August 2005 (2)
- 28: Affection (2)
- 22: KFC (0)
July 2005 (1)
- 10: Transactions (0)
June 2005 (1)
- 15: Antidote to boredom (0)
May 2005 (1)
- 28: Funk (0)
April 2005 (4)
- 26: A first (0)
- 14: Engagement (1)
- 12: Candy says (0)
- 05: I am not a bad person (0)
March 2005 (3)
- 20: Next year’s model (0)
- 07: Downtime (0)
- 01: Stomach ache (0)
February 2005 (3)
- 16: Culture (0)
- 06: “Hole Patrol” (0)
- 01: Pee party (0)
January 2005 (3)
- 16: Leccare i miei testicoli grandi (0)
- 05: Wreck (0)
- 01: Happy fucking new year (0)
December 2004 (2)
- 14: That Monte! He’s so independent! (1)
- 01: In love with a midget (0)
November 2004 (2)
- 28: The gay man’s cut of choice (0)
- 04: Because I don’t want one (0)
October 2004 (4)
- 26: Please, pee (0)
- 13: The evolution of the Ziplock (0)
- 06: The fight (0)
- 02: Grandpa died (0)
September 2004 (3)
- 18: Poor Deana’s husband (0)
- 14: The warmth of his stomach (0)
- 08: A trip to the store (0)
August 2004 (3)
- 30: My voice (0)
- 22: Melissa Ames is a pig (0)
- 04: Sex with my pillow (1)
July 2004 (3)
- 29: Difference between bitches and cunts (0)
- 24: Marlo Brandon and his eight-hour orgy (0)
- 17: Karen Scott needs to be stopped (0)
August 2003 (1)
- 04: My name is Jim (0)
July 2003 (4)
- 27: The letter (0)
- 12: No flipflops (0)
- 10: No more Ramen Noodle (0)
- 06: Barry White has died (0)
June 2003 (4)
- 30: Young, supple flesh (0)
- 16: Run, Faith! He’s behind you! (0)
- 10: My mouth is a venus fly trap (0)
- 02: Speedy little motorcycle (0)
April 2003 (2)
- 05: Child stripper (0)
- 05: Don’t don’t don’t don’t (0)
March 2003 (3)
- 29: I’m the official school whore (0)
- 19: I got into trouble (0)
- 02: I never get into trouble (0)
February 2003 (1)
- 08: I wanna’ see some blood (0)
January 2003 (2)
- 19: A fetish for teeth (0)
- 03: Writer’s block (0)
December 2002 (1)
- 15: Mischievous pubic hair (0)
November 2002 (1)
- 12: Olive Garden (0)
September 2002 (4)
- 18: No, I’m not happy (0)
- 15: Question from a 40 year old (0)
- 12: Discipliner (0)
- 03: SAT and RAT and DAT and TAT… (0)
August 2002 (3)
- 15: First time camping (0)
- 10: Kicking yard furniture (0)
- 04: What does it take to be an AE model? (0)
July 2002 (2)
- 27: She never talked about it (0)
- 22: The letter (0)
June 2002 (1)
- 26: I’m not Mexican (0)
May 2002 (2)
- 10: When I’m feeling risky, I put on Bjork (0)
- 04: You know, they rub (0)
April 2002 (1)
- 22: Bull snot, soccer, and injured testicles (0)
February 2002 (3)
- 24: Car parts, bottles, and cutlery (0)
- 17: Brett (0)
- 02: My dad found it (0)
October 2001 (1)
- 07: Oompa Loompa (0)
September 2001 (2)
- 23: Pimple Popper, PhD (0)
- 08: Anal: obsessive neatness (0)
August 2001 (6)
- 23: Pre AP (0)
- 16: Yeah, I could beat up Monte (0)
- 12: “Mild acne” (0)
- 06: They would never hate me (0)
- 03: You are stupid (0)
- 01: Back that ass up (0)
July 2001 (3)
- 27: I’m not suicidal (0)
- 26: Popular and unpopular (0)
- 11: The movie theater (0)
June 2001 (1)
- 25: She’s great (0)
May 2001 (5)
- 20: I don’t need a job (0)
- 11: Monte, can you do me a favor? (0)
- 09: Mr. Wood (0)
- 07: The monsters next door (0)
- 06: I don’t go to church (0)

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